Laveerre - Maintain lyrics

Noob Saiboot: Noob Saiboot! Noob's a genius, a straight-up brainiac My paralyzed brother is a wheelchair maniac I'm the power behind global warming Watching Star Wars, Palpatine made me horny Grew for eyedrops, blow up rocks Spy cops and show them my cyclops A dark child, I have never seen the sun You a jacka** like Rhino Dan I f** up my own life with no limits Drink booze and throw rocks at mimics My loins are priceless on the black market On the soccer field, my groins are the target n***as wanna f** with me, I ain't letting My crimes had? Army sweating Noob in two words, smart and strong You know my vote goes to Al Sharpton HEATH: OJ is not guilty (he isn't?), Heath did it For me, it ain't a big deal to admit it 'Cause I live in a land of disapproval I smile at my enemies and just cool off I shave my head (daily!), f** barbers I'd rather shoot pool with the ugliest farmers Juggle with pipe bombs, mingle with retards Make those goofy ba*tards see the stars To my palace, you ain't got no f**ing access Your dick will be met by my axes I teach hip hop at the center I'm known as the wicked style presenter Even dead people hear what I'm saying You only roll dice when roleplaying I ain't Swedish, I even hate Ikea The beatdown of Rodney King was my idea Noob Saiboot: Where the f** is Satan, my soul is for sale When it comes to smoking, I never excel Heath loves me, but not in a gay way n***as is insane, but still we maintain Where the f** is Satan, my soul is for sale When it comes to smoking, I never excel Heath loves me, but not in a gay way n***as is insane, but still we maintain HEATH: Wanna cut up a f**ing riot, f** with me I put a hit on Dodi Al Fayed That makes Diana's driver? It just cause Diana was ugly here The Hall of Fame is where I'm going I want my face on a f**ing coin People don't know about my hard knock past You know, Castro wanted my a** I'm a scholar, yet uncivilized b**hes are treated badly, never f**ed thrice I'm wise, so I do it to rental The only case you'll ever carry is mental I perform hit and runs with my tricycle (tricycle!) My moves cause oceans to ripple I'm pretty sure I was the chosen Bought a Big Mac, all my French fries were frozen Noob Saiboot: On the Internet, the illest e-mail sender I send them ads, s** with a blender Never do anything that's uncool My raspy voice makes shemales drool And you still can't fool me, oh But naked I look like Coolio f** me, the world and f** you too False prophets come to me asking what to do Other kids had dogs, I had a lobster That's why I'm now a straight-up mobster Noob's on the mic, place bets I exit the club wearing metal bracelets In my hood, slavery is a way of life In my hood, n***as f** neighbors' wives I k** Whitey and that's it I left my f**ing firecrackers in Madrid Where the f** is Satan, my soul is for sale When it comes to smoking, I never excel Heath loves me, but not in a gay way n***as is insane, but still we maintain Where the f** is Satan, my soul is for sale When it comes to smoking, I never excel Heath loves me, but not in a gay way n***as is insane, but still we maintain Where the f** is Satan, my soul is for sale When it comes to smoking, I never excel Heath loves me, but not in a gay way n***as is insane, but still we maintain Where the f** is Satan, my soul is for sale When it comes to smoking, I never excel Heath loves me, but not in a gay way n***as is insane, but still we maintain