Noob Saiboot:
As it happens to be, I'm not drug-free
Snort coke, I'm on a f**ing white line spree
Snort so much, snort traffic lines on roads
As a kid I licked some exotic toads
And learned the coolness of hallucinating
Doing a head spin while urinating
LSD, that sh** never pa**es me
I take it and the rhinoceros hara**es me
Or that's what I see, looking left and right
Hummingbirds are f** f** f**ing up my life
My head looks like a weird s** tool
My weed-smoking habits had me banned from med school
I drink booze with a brown-eyed cripple
Take ecstasy, all the words ripple
Getting rehabilitated? Nah-uh
But rehab is the best place to score a bl**job
For every three rap lines, do one coke line
Colombian product, certified as fine
Heroin, I never waste that
Clean needle in my pad is like a needle in a haystack
Things I've done while intoxicated
k**ed some sand n***as that I hated
Flew past Chuck Yeager and laughed at his slow a**
He saw my joint and morsed me "pa** that"
I take a hit
This is the real sh**
I pa** the Dutch
We getting f**ed up
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
HEATH:
f**ing intoxicated!
So wasted, Kangaroo Jack made me horny
So wasted, teenage rebels adore me
In the pub I order infants with ice
No matter how wasted, with ladies I'm nice
Like this one night, at a hotel
The air conditioning was broken
So all the girlies were wearing bikinis
I stripped too, waving my penis
Toying around with nothing on but my slippers
One girl had s**y Union Jack knickers
Went to her, I felt the love shivers
I hoped she was a open-minded giver
I asked her "what's your name?"
Haven't been this wasted since I drank from Thames
She said her name was Lida
Ordered her a f**ing Margarita
Put some pills in it, I owned her
Had to wait a while before I could bone her
Took her upstairs to my room
I was so hot but she felt a little cool
So I lighted up a campfire on the bed
But the motherf**er started to spread
The b**h got conscious, she was in a rage
She thought it was a ritual rape
I put out the fire and spoke to her
And f**ed her with a foam extinguisher
Noob Saiboot:
I take a hit
This is the real sh**
I pa** the Dutch
We getting f**ed up
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
I take a hit
This is the real sh**
I pa** the Dutch
We getting f**ed up
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money