Laveerre - Intoxicated sh**faces lyrics

Noob Saiboot: As it happens to be, I'm not drug-free Snort coke, I'm on a f**ing white line spree Snort so much, snort traffic lines on roads As a kid I licked some exotic toads And learned the coolness of hallucinating Doing a head spin while urinating LSD, that sh** never pa**es me I take it and the rhinoceros hara**es me Or that's what I see, looking left and right Hummingbirds are f** f** f**ing up my life My head looks like a weird s** tool My weed-smoking habits had me banned from med school I drink booze with a brown-eyed cripple Take ecstasy, all the words ripple Getting rehabilitated? Nah-uh But rehab is the best place to score a bl**job For every three rap lines, do one coke line Colombian product, certified as fine Heroin, I never waste that Clean needle in my pad is like a needle in a haystack Things I've done while intoxicated k**ed some sand n***as that I hated Flew past Chuck Yeager and laughed at his slow a** He saw my joint and morsed me "pa** that" I take a hit This is the real sh** I pa** the Dutch We getting f**ed up Arm full of needle holes I don't really need all those hoes Drugs make us funny They make us steal our parents' money Arm full of needle holes I don't really need all those hoes Drugs make us funny They make us steal our parents' money HEATH: f**ing intoxicated! So wasted, Kangaroo Jack made me horny So wasted, teenage rebels adore me In the pub I order infants with ice No matter how wasted, with ladies I'm nice Like this one night, at a hotel The air conditioning was broken So all the girlies were wearing bikinis I stripped too, waving my penis Toying around with nothing on but my slippers One girl had s**y Union Jack knickers Went to her, I felt the love shivers I hoped she was a open-minded giver I asked her "what's your name?" Haven't been this wasted since I drank from Thames She said her name was Lida Ordered her a f**ing Margarita Put some pills in it, I owned her Had to wait a while before I could bone her Took her upstairs to my room I was so hot but she felt a little cool So I lighted up a campfire on the bed But the motherf**er started to spread The b**h got conscious, she was in a rage She thought it was a ritual rape I put out the fire and spoke to her And f**ed her with a foam extinguisher Noob Saiboot: I take a hit This is the real sh** I pa** the Dutch We getting f**ed up Arm full of needle holes I don't really need all those hoes Drugs make us funny They make us steal our parents' money Arm full of needle holes I don't really need all those hoes Drugs make us funny They make us steal our parents' money I take a hit This is the real sh** I pa** the Dutch We getting f**ed up Arm full of needle holes I don't really need all those hoes Drugs make us funny They make us steal our parents' money Arm full of needle holes I don't really need all those hoes Drugs make us funny They make us steal our parents' money