Heath:
Yo this is Heath and this is a story, a real story from my past.
If you don't believe me go ask Liv Tyler, I gave her the munchies.
Years ago, walking at the Piccadilly Circus
I had a hunch, that made me very nervous
I was brave, never ever feared
f**ing around with fish and chips when he appeared
Dressed as a clown, I was so confused
Didn't notice the tranquilizer he used
Next thing I felt, was some weird rumble
The funny man had made me really humble
Dreaming of freedom in the back of the van
I had no idea we was rolling in Amsterdam
The van had so f**ing bad springs
Sewing curves, the sh** box took some spins
Cops pulled the funny man over
But the funny man was really their boss
So he had an escort to his mansion
I masturbated just to clear some tension
The clown opened the doors
Told me he wanted to juggle with my balls
sh** was twisted and I refused
I'd rather have my neck in a tight noose
'Cause I ain't no h*mos**ual-a
So leave me alone you motherf**a
At the Piccadilly Circus a funny man touched me
I don't mean that he f**ed me
But something happened to my delicate choice
And after that I have never been poised
At the Piccadilly Circus a funny man touched me
I don't mean that he f**ed me
But something happened to my delicate choice
And after that I have never been poised
I gotta say, he was a gentle fella
I had luxuries being locked in the cella
It reminded me of my mothers closet
But I wanted out, Hey who doesn't?
There were other boys too, two asians
They told me the clown is going to Malaysia
Gonna dress me up like a renaissance duke
I wish I had a knife, or better if a nuke
I could escape, and destroy the whole scene
But then I heard the clown had a bad spleen
And there was some alcohol in a corner
I drank it all, my body got warmer
So when the clown came, I? on him
He had already been drinking
So I think the alcohol did it's job
And the clown pa**ed out like a noob
And me and the asians had our change
But before escaping, we made a pact
That we would never tell anyone about this
So now that I pretty much told this story to you
They gonna f** me up
Let them try I live in a armored truck
At the Piccadilly Circus a funny man touched me
I don't mean that he f**ed me
But something happened to my delicate choice
And after that I have never been poised
At the Piccadilly Circus a funny man touched me
I don't mean that he f**ed me
But something happened to my delicate choice
And after that I have never been poised
At the Piccadilly Circus a funny man touched me
I don't mean that he f**ed me
But something happened to my delicate choice
And after that I have never been poised
At the Piccadilly Circus a funny man touched me
I don't mean that he f**ed me
But something happened to my delicate choice
And after that I have never been poised
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