Laveerre - A Funny Man Touched Me lyrics

Heath: Yo this is Heath and this is a story, a real story from my past. If you don't believe me go ask Liv Tyler, I gave her the munchies. Years ago, walking at the Piccadilly Circus I had a hunch, that made me very nervous I was brave, never ever feared f**ing around with fish and chips when he appeared Dressed as a clown, I was so confused Didn't notice the tranquilizer he used Next thing I felt, was some weird rumble The funny man had made me really humble Dreaming of freedom in the back of the van I had no idea we was rolling in Amsterdam The van had so f**ing bad springs Sewing curves, the sh** box took some spins Cops pulled the funny man over But the funny man was really their boss So he had an escort to his mansion I masturbated just to clear some tension The clown opened the doors Told me he wanted to juggle with my balls sh** was twisted and I refused I'd rather have my neck in a tight noose 'Cause I ain't no h*mos**ual-a So leave me alone you motherf**a At the Piccadilly Circus a funny man touched me I don't mean that he f**ed me But something happened to my delicate choice And after that I have never been poised At the Piccadilly Circus a funny man touched me I don't mean that he f**ed me But something happened to my delicate choice And after that I have never been poised I gotta say, he was a gentle fella I had luxuries being locked in the cella It reminded me of my mothers closet But I wanted out, Hey who doesn't? There were other boys too, two asians They told me the clown is going to Malaysia Gonna dress me up like a renaissance duke I wish I had a knife, or better if a nuke I could escape, and destroy the whole scene But then I heard the clown had a bad spleen And there was some alcohol in a corner I drank it all, my body got warmer So when the clown came, I? on him He had already been drinking So I think the alcohol did it's job And the clown pa**ed out like a noob And me and the asians had our change But before escaping, we made a pact That we would never tell anyone about this So now that I pretty much told this story to you They gonna f** me up Let them try I live in a armored truck At the Piccadilly Circus a funny man touched me I don't mean that he f**ed me But something happened to my delicate choice And after that I have never been poised At the Piccadilly Circus a funny man touched me I don't mean that he f**ed me But something happened to my delicate choice And after that I have never been poised At the Piccadilly Circus a funny man touched me I don't mean that he f**ed me But something happened to my delicate choice And after that I have never been poised At the Piccadilly Circus a funny man touched me I don't mean that he f**ed me But something happened to my delicate choice And after that I have never been poised