[Verse 1]
Yo, I respect the work of Jane Austen, b**h
Her use of pastoral an*logy is f**in' rich
Her grasp on male/female relationships was second-to-none
Though she herself was never married – that's some irony, son!
Born in…
[Cla**:] NORTH HAMPSHIRE, ENGLAND!
...to a father who preached
She pioneered the technique of indirect free speech
You want more insight into her real life? Man, that's okay –
Netflix Becoming Jane with Anne Hathaway
[Verse 2]
If I had lived in her time, I hope we woulda hung out
She woulda seen the real me, she'd get what I'm all about
I wouldn't f** her ‘cause she'd be more like a sister to me
Someone in whom I could confide my insecurity
I f** b**hes, wear bling, pimp out my car, see?
But I'm frontin' like Wickham – in my heart I'm Mr. Darcy!
Yo, I wish I‘d been born into a gentler time
Our lack of chivalry in this age is a f**ing crime
Like say you wanna hump a girl until she's ready to burst?
Yo – how about checkin' with her father first? Ugh!
[Hook]
Better get me a roadmap, y'all. I'm getting' lost in Austen
[Verse 3]
You prefer Charlotte Bronte? You're a f**in' hick!
All three Bronte sisters can s** my dick!
‘Cause I don't care if you're black, Puerto Rican, or Caucasian –
All of us can learn a lesson from Persuasion
These shorties be up on my jock; it's k**in' me
I'd rather take a bath with Sense and Sensibility
As for my favorite h**ne, ain't no dilemma
Check it: last name Woodhouse –
[Cla**:] FIRST NAME EMMA!
So respect, motherf**er – sit your a** in that chair
Let Jane transport you to a world where you'll have nary a care
‘Cause I don't give a sh** how many hoes it may be costin'
b**hes, be gone – I'm gettin' lost in Austen
[Hook]
Ugh...Crumpets…Novels