Lauren Flans - Lost in Austen lyrics

[Verse 1] Yo, I respect the work of Jane Austen, b**h Her use of pastoral an*logy is f**in' rich Her grasp on male/female relationships was second-to-none Though she herself was never married – that's some irony, son! Born in… [Cla**:] NORTH HAMPSHIRE, ENGLAND! ...to a father who preached She pioneered the technique of indirect free speech You want more insight into her real life? Man, that's okay – Netflix Becoming Jane with Anne Hathaway [Verse 2] If I had lived in her time, I hope we woulda hung out She woulda seen the real me, she'd get what I'm all about I wouldn't f** her ‘cause she'd be more like a sister to me Someone in whom I could confide my insecurity I f** b**hes, wear bling, pimp out my car, see? But I'm frontin' like Wickham – in my heart I'm Mr. Darcy! Yo, I wish I‘d been born into a gentler time Our lack of chivalry in this age is a f**ing crime Like say you wanna hump a girl until she's ready to burst? Yo – how about checkin' with her father first? Ugh! [Hook] Better get me a roadmap, y'all. I'm getting' lost in Austen [Verse 3] You prefer Charlotte Bronte? You're a f**in' hick! All three Bronte sisters can s** my dick! ‘Cause I don't care if you're black, Puerto Rican, or Caucasian – All of us can learn a lesson from Persuasion These shorties be up on my jock; it's k**in' me I'd rather take a bath with Sense and Sensibility As for my favorite h**ne, ain't no dilemma Check it: last name Woodhouse – [Cla**:] FIRST NAME EMMA! So respect, motherf**er – sit your a** in that chair Let Jane transport you to a world where you'll have nary a care ‘Cause I don't give a sh** how many hoes it may be costin' b**hes, be gone – I'm gettin' lost in Austen [Hook] Ugh...Crumpets…Novels