I saw a picture of a naked man
When all his clothes were off
Although this might arouse some birds
My knob stayed on the soft
You might like frottage or an*l s**
Whatever turns you on
But show me a lovely pair of jugs
And I'll get a bonk on
CHORUS:
KUNT: 'Cause I'm a tits man
LITTLE KUNT: And I'm a legs man
KUNT: We just can't get enough
KUNT: I'm a tits man
LITTLE KUNT: And I'm a legs man
BOTH: We both like a bit of muff
KUNT:
If you are fond of golden showers
Who am I to moan?
LITTLE KUNT:
Well, show me a lovely pair of pins
And I will get a bo*er!