I saw a picture of a naked man When all his clothes were off Although this might arouse some birds My knob stayed on the soft You might like frottage or an*l s** Whatever turns you on But show me a lovely pair of jugs And I'll get a bonk on CHORUS: KUNT: 'Cause I'm a tits man LITTLE KUNT: And I'm a legs man KUNT: We just can't get enough KUNT: I'm a tits man LITTLE KUNT: And I'm a legs man BOTH: We both like a bit of muff KUNT: If you are fond of golden showers Who am I to moan? LITTLE KUNT: Well, show me a lovely pair of pins And I will get a bo*er!