I was walking down the street one day
And my mind was in a slide
When this well-dressed, all-dressed, hot dog said
French fries on the side!
He was golden brown and about six feet long
His bun was toasted fast
As he turned away, he did remark
Frankfurts built to last!
Well, my momma didn't tell me
And my poppa didn't say
This world's a busy place and time just wastes away
Brother didn't happen
And sister never stayed
Momma hardly opened
And Poppa never played
Once I came home with a brand new suit
And a charge account to boot
There was a Chevrolet sittin' on the couch
With a Cadillac ready to toot!
After drinks and conversation too
'Bout the meaning of inner need
Said you're a man for real
Yes, it's a deal
Satisfaction's guaranteed!
Well, my momma didn't tell me
And my poppa didn't say
This world's a busy place and time just wastes away
Brother didn't happen
And sister never stayed
Momma hardly opened
And Poppa never played
Well, my momma didn't tell me
And my poppa didn't say
This world's a busy place and time just wastes away
Brother didn't happen
And sister never stayed
Momma hardly opened
And Poppa never played