Kate & Anna McGarrigle - Side of Fries lyrics

I was walking down the street one day And my mind was in a slide When this well-dressed, all-dressed, hot dog said French fries on the side! He was golden brown and about six feet long His bun was toasted fast As he turned away, he did remark Frankfurts built to last! Well, my momma didn't tell me And my poppa didn't say This world's a busy place and time just wastes away Brother didn't happen And sister never stayed Momma hardly opened And Poppa never played Once I came home with a brand new suit And a charge account to boot There was a Chevrolet sittin' on the couch With a Cadillac ready to toot! After drinks and conversation too 'Bout the meaning of inner need Said you're a man for real Yes, it's a deal Satisfaction's guaranteed! Well, my momma didn't tell me And my poppa didn't say This world's a busy place and time just wastes away Brother didn't happen And sister never stayed Momma hardly opened And Poppa never played Well, my momma didn't tell me And my poppa didn't say This world's a busy place and time just wastes away Brother didn't happen And sister never stayed Momma hardly opened And Poppa never played