[Verse 1]
I got a bag of Doritos
And a can of Cherry Coke
I turn on the Xbox
And I'm already stoked
Cuz' I know nobody
Can step up to me
While I'm dominating
All the land in Halo 3-3
The a**ault rifle is lame
The shotgun is insane
But I prefer the battle rifle
While I'm fighting long range
You'll be minding your own business
When you're "POW" beat down
By the time you it's me
I won't even be around-round
And without a sound
You can try to find me
But your the one who'll get found
And the I'll pump you full of lead
Or lay you out with a grenade
If life was based on Halo
Then I'd know I'd have it made
[Talking]
[Verse 2]
It's not that easy being me
I have many battle scars
But take a look at my rank
A golden crest with stars
And my highest sk** reached
In case you hadn't guessed
Is a number that the system
Can't begin to a**ess
Because I'm the best
You best not lose your head
Cuz' you're playing against me
And that's enough said
The accuracy of a hawk
And the sk** of jui-jitsui
I'll come down on you so fast
You'll never know what hit you
So you wanna party up?
Well that's too bad
I don't party up with anyone
Because I'm too bad
And you'll only make me lose
And that will make me mad
And the best you'll get from me
Is a friendly T-Bag
I'll splatter you, and beat you down
And maybe play you later
I don't care if you get angry
Cuz' you're just another hater
Skullkruncher13
Is my Live ID
And I'm the knida who'll make you wonder
"How'd he k** me?"
Beating and defeating every meaning
Of the cheating little campers
Their manliness can match
Exotic dancers
So don't be camping son
Cuz' I got a Spartan laser
And I see you don't got one
With a bing zap BAM
You'll be singin' HOT DAMN
You got lasered by the Skullkrunch
And that's who I am
So no matter where you run
No matter how much luck
I'll be the one to bring you down
And make a fella' yell "DARN!"
[Motivational Speech]
[Verse 3]
The Mongoose and the Warthog
And the Scorpion too
I've got a license for them all
And I'm ready to k** you
You hear the engine revin'
And you know what to do
But when you think you're on the ready
You're already run through son
Yea
You know it's what I do best
If I'm snapping your neck
Or leaving you a total mess
And if you're new to Halo
Just call this a hazing
If you give me just a pistol
Then I'll make it look amazing
There's something red
On my motion detector
I'll track it right down
Like I was a vector
Batting off shots
With my laser deflector
I'll fight for my Halo
And I'll always protect her
Halo is the most
Incredible game
When I get online
I see the people
Are lame
Cuz' Call of Duty 5
Is all that they play
My little sister got that game
For her 8th birthday
[Fight with a n00b]
[Verse 4]
I started off
I was friendly and nice
But now I've gotten much better
And my heart turned to ice
I talk smack
To the haters I play
And I can beat em' all down
So I don't care what they say
And if you're on my team
You better stay out of my way
Because, if you don't
You're gonna' get betrayed
And I'll let you k** me back
I don't give a hoot
Cuz' I'll press the X
And I'll give you the boot
And you can send me hate mail
In a note
But if you think for 2 seconds
That I read what you wrote?
Well, 2 words, I don't
Because you wish you could win
And if you're still pissed off
I'll play and beat you again
Isolation, Last Resort
And even the rat's nest
I can never stop playing
Cuz' I'm kind of obsessed
And if you're knew to Halo
I'll rise to the test
Because you're gonna' find out
Halo's what I do best