JT Machinima - The Greatest Ever lyrics

[Verse 1] I got a bag of Doritos And a can of Cherry Coke I turn on the Xbox And I'm already stoked Cuz' I know nobody Can step up to me While I'm dominating All the land in Halo 3-3 The a**ault rifle is lame The shotgun is insane But I prefer the battle rifle While I'm fighting long range You'll be minding your own business When you're "POW" beat down By the time you it's me I won't even be around-round And without a sound You can try to find me But your the one who'll get found And the I'll pump you full of lead Or lay you out with a grenade If life was based on Halo Then I'd know I'd have it made [Talking] [Verse 2] It's not that easy being me I have many battle scars But take a look at my rank A golden crest with stars And my highest sk** reached In case you hadn't guessed Is a number that the system Can't begin to a**ess Because I'm the best You best not lose your head Cuz' you're playing against me And that's enough said The accuracy of a hawk And the sk** of jui-jitsui I'll come down on you so fast You'll never know what hit you So you wanna party up? Well that's too bad I don't party up with anyone Because I'm too bad And you'll only make me lose And that will make me mad And the best you'll get from me Is a friendly T-Bag I'll splatter you, and beat you down And maybe play you later I don't care if you get angry Cuz' you're just another hater Skullkruncher13 Is my Live ID And I'm the knida who'll make you wonder "How'd he k** me?" Beating and defeating every meaning Of the cheating little campers Their manliness can match Exotic dancers So don't be camping son Cuz' I got a Spartan laser And I see you don't got one With a bing zap BAM You'll be singin' HOT DAMN You got lasered by the Skullkrunch And that's who I am So no matter where you run No matter how much luck I'll be the one to bring you down And make a fella' yell "DARN!" [Motivational Speech] [Verse 3] The Mongoose and the Warthog And the Scorpion too I've got a license for them all And I'm ready to k** you You hear the engine revin' And you know what to do But when you think you're on the ready You're already run through son Yea You know it's what I do best If I'm snapping your neck Or leaving you a total mess And if you're new to Halo Just call this a hazing If you give me just a pistol Then I'll make it look amazing There's something red On my motion detector I'll track it right down Like I was a vector Batting off shots With my laser deflector I'll fight for my Halo And I'll always protect her Halo is the most Incredible game When I get online I see the people Are lame Cuz' Call of Duty 5 Is all that they play My little sister got that game For her 8th birthday [Fight with a n00b] [Verse 4] I started off I was friendly and nice But now I've gotten much better And my heart turned to ice I talk smack To the haters I play And I can beat em' all down So I don't care what they say And if you're on my team You better stay out of my way Because, if you don't You're gonna' get betrayed And I'll let you k** me back I don't give a hoot Cuz' I'll press the X And I'll give you the boot And you can send me hate mail In a note But if you think for 2 seconds That I read what you wrote? Well, 2 words, I don't Because you wish you could win And if you're still pissed off I'll play and beat you again Isolation, Last Resort And even the rat's nest I can never stop playing Cuz' I'm kind of obsessed And if you're knew to Halo I'll rise to the test Because you're gonna' find out Halo's what I do best