Yo others rappers claim to not give a f**
Well step aside b**hes 'cause I give the lowest amount of f** humanly possible I don't give a f**
About anything f** everyone and f** everything what
I don't give a f**
I literally don't give a f** about anything I don't give f** about motherf**ing anything
People care about sh**, I say f** everything
f** you, f** me, f** the sky, f** trees, f** the sun
I don't need heat or vitamin D And f** toasters I don't need to cook my bread
And f** coasters I use a little plate instead
And f** roosters with your useless co*k-a-doodle-doo
We invented alarm clocks we no longer need you Don't give a f** about chairs I prefer to stand
And f** air conditioners I got a ceiling fan
And f** the movie the fan starring Wesley Snipes
Demolitionmans the only Snipes movie I like And f** liking sh** I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a f** about not liking all the sh** I don't like
Like tissues f** 'em I blow my nose on the couch
And f** my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth Don't give a f** about seeing b**h f** my eyes
f** visual perception yo I'd rather be blind
And f** time seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long they should be half and hour at most And f** coasts don't give a f** about where water meets land
And f** boats just 'cause you float you think you're so f**ing bad
And f** jokes I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die but I don't give a f**
About anything f** everyone and f** everything what
I don't give a f**
I literally don't give a f** about anything Walked in to a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl said "Small, medium or large?"
I said "b**h I don't give a f**"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "Fine I'll take a large but I still don't give a f** alright?" Don't give a f** about beverage size options motherf**er
And I don't give a f** about liquids either
They're all wet and sh** and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay I just don't give a f** about straight s**
And f** my dick I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead f** biological functions
f** the human body
I'd prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyote
I'd call myself batyote and I'd fight crime at night
I know it's similar to batman but motherf** copyright
I plagiarize all the time I do it every day
'Cause I'm on the right track baby I was born this way And f** birth entering the world of space and time is a b**h
Searching for purpose in a random universe s**s dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a f** about icecube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the f**ing cornerstore and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherf**ing drag
You know what f** the word f** I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus I don't give a chainsaw
About anything chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything what
I don't give a chainsaw
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything If there were a contest to see who doesn't give a f** the most
I wouldnt win 'cause I don't give a f** about winning, yo
I don't even give a f** about not giving a f** so I do give a f**
Wait, what? I give a f**
About everything I love everyone and care about everything what
I give a f**
I literally care about every motherf**ing thing