Give him scars and khaki to wear
Remove his balls, he'll go anywhere
He doesn't speak, he doesn't dare
d**h sneaks, he isn't scared
Minus balls, he doesn't care
Jacks beware, action man.
He can ack-ack Ackrington, bomb Berlin
Reduce your car to a heap of tin
Wage war, what's more - win
Punctured skin means nothing to him
The human grenade minus pin
That's him, action man
A chin with a thin Kirk Douglas cleft
Squad by the bleeding left
Don't shout he's deaf
Head over heels in love with d**h
Beware of the wrath of the man bereft
No marriage plans for action man