John Cooper Clarke - Action Man lyrics

Give him scars and khaki to wear Remove his balls, he'll go anywhere He doesn't speak, he doesn't dare d**h sneaks, he isn't scared Minus balls, he doesn't care Jacks beware, action man. He can ack-ack Ackrington, bomb Berlin Reduce your car to a heap of tin Wage war, what's more - win Punctured skin means nothing to him The human grenade minus pin That's him, action man A chin with a thin Kirk Douglas cleft Squad by the bleeding left Don't shout he's deaf Head over heels in love with d**h Beware of the wrath of the man bereft No marriage plans for action man