Let's reread the very first chapter
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Nine years it's been since the good ol' bands
First took to the stage
I was in middle school, they made me feel so cool
I never thought that those days would end
Whatever happened to super simple breakdowns?
Repetition made us leave our hometowns
Nostalgia is one hell of a drug
I know that I'm old enough to be a dad
But I'll straighten my hair, throw my arms in the air
The windmill still looks super rad
Alesana, All Time Low and Paramore
That was a k**er Warped Tour
I can't believe that I missed Chiodos
Reread the very first chapter
Flip back to the other page
Nine years it's been since the good ol' bands
First took to the stage
I was in middle school, they made me feel so cool
I never thought that those days would end
Scene queen, you have forty-thousand friends
You'll make my top eight with a bulletin about my band
Back when Skrillex was Sonny Moore
And "rawr" meant "I love you" in dinosaur
Back when my layout was sick as hell
And my name was "xXJarrodJealousyXx"
PC4PC
Do you want to watch some Invader Zim?
I made you a cookie but I eated it
Everybody's making fun of me
You think you're better wearing khaki shorts
Instead of wearing skinny jeans
Just like when I was fifteen
You think that you're a special snowflake
But you're honestly just as scene
"Can you believe this Jew still listens to scene music?"
"Ugh, I know. He needs to listen to real bands that are actually innovating
Like Neck Deep and Real Friends."
"Dude, you listen to Real Friends?"
"Yeah man, they're like totally underground and unknown."
"Dude, that's sick."
This is the third breakdown
A preschooler could play this
One, one, two, one, two, three
One, two, three, four
I can count to four, I am good at math