Let's reread the very first chapter Flip back to the other page Nine years it's been since the good ol' bands First took to the stage I was in middle school, they made me feel so cool I never thought that those days would end Whatever happened to super simple breakdowns? Repetition made us leave our hometowns Nostalgia is one hell of a drug I know that I'm old enough to be a dad But I'll straighten my hair, throw my arms in the air The windmill still looks super rad Alesana, All Time Low and Paramore That was a k**er Warped Tour I can't believe that I missed Chiodos Reread the very first chapter Flip back to the other page Nine years it's been since the good ol' bands First took to the stage I was in middle school, they made me feel so cool I never thought that those days would end Scene queen, you have forty-thousand friends You'll make my top eight with a bulletin about my band Back when Skrillex was Sonny Moore And "rawr" meant "I love you" in dinosaur Back when my layout was sick as hell And my name was "xXJarrodJealousyXx" PC4PC Do you want to watch some Invader Zim? I made you a cookie but I eated it Everybody's making fun of me You think you're better wearing khaki shorts Instead of wearing skinny jeans Just like when I was fifteen You think that you're a special snowflake But you're honestly just as scene "Can you believe this Jew still listens to scene music?" "Ugh, I know. He needs to listen to real bands that are actually innovating Like Neck Deep and Real Friends." "Dude, you listen to Real Friends?" "Yeah man, they're like totally underground and unknown." "Dude, that's sick." This is the third breakdown A preschooler could play this One, one, two, one, two, three One, two, three, four I can count to four, I am good at math