[Verse 1]
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly
Not much to say
When you're high above the mucky-muck
Yeah, yeah
[Chorus]
Wonderboy
What is the secret of your power
Wonderboy
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man
[Spoken Word]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
Arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy
With powers comparable to Wonderboy
What powers you ask
I don't know how about the power of flight
That do anything for ya?
That's levitation, holmes
How about the power to k** a yak from 200 yards away
With mind bullets
That's telekinesis, Kyle
How about the power to move you
[Verse 2]
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman
Riggah-goo-goo
Riggah-goo-goo
A secret to be told
A gold chest to be bold
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow
[Chorus]
Wonderboy
What is the secret of your power
Wonderboy
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man
[Spoken Word]
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces
They formed a band the likes of which have never been seen
And they called themselves Tenacious D
That's right
[Bridge]
Me! And KG!
([KG:] That's me)
We're now Tenacious D
Come fly with me, FLY!
[Chorus]
Wonderboy
What is the secret of your power
Wonderboy
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man
[Outro]
Oh
Take my hand
Young Nastyman
And we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword
There's the hydra
Slice his throat
And grab his scroat
You take the high road
I'll take the low
There, the creva**e
Fill it with your mighty juice