[Verse 1] High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly Not much to say When you're high above the mucky-muck Yeah, yeah [Chorus] Wonderboy What is the secret of your power Wonderboy Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man [Spoken Word] Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman Arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy With powers comparable to Wonderboy What powers you ask I don't know how about the power of flight That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes How about the power to k** a yak from 200 yards away With mind bullets That's telekinesis, Kyle How about the power to move you [Verse 2] History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman Riggah-goo-goo Riggah-goo-goo A secret to be told A gold chest to be bold And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow [Chorus] Wonderboy What is the secret of your power Wonderboy Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man [Spoken Word] Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces They formed a band the likes of which have never been seen And they called themselves Tenacious D That's right [Bridge] Me! And KG! ([KG:] That's me) We're now Tenacious D Come fly with me, FLY! [Chorus] Wonderboy What is the secret of your power Wonderboy Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man [Outro] Oh Take my hand Young Nastyman And we'll fly! Bring out your broadsword There's the hydra Slice his throat And grab his scroat You take the high road I'll take the low There, the creva**e Fill it with your mighty juice