[Verse 1]
The road is f**in' hard
The road is f**in' tough-ah
There's no question that-eh
It is rough, rough stuff
It's the f**in' road my friend
But it's the only road I know
When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show
You g-go go go!
[Verse 2]
The road is f**in' hard
It's also really f**in' tough
There's no question that
It don't take no guff
The road is a b-i-itch, my friend
But it's the only f**in' road I know
When I'm snackin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show
You g-go go go
[Verse 3]
I met a tasty baby in Michigan
We screwed two times, then I left
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan
Why can't I stay in one place
For more than two days
Why?!
Because I'm talkin' about the road
Because I'm talkin' about the road
Because I'm talkin' about the road
Because I'm talkin' about the road
Because I'm talkin' about the road
Road!