[Verse 1] The road is f**in' hard The road is f**in' tough-ah There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff It's the f**in' road my friend But it's the only road I know When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh Right after the show You g-go go go! [Verse 2] The road is f**in' hard It's also really f**in' tough There's no question that It don't take no guff The road is a b-i-itch, my friend But it's the only f**in' road I know When I'm snackin' on a tasty boosh Right after the show You g-go go go [Verse 3] I met a tasty baby in Michigan We screwed two times, then I left Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan Why can't I stay in one place For more than two days Why?! Because I'm talkin' about the road Because I'm talkin' about the road Because I'm talkin' about the road Because I'm talkin' about the road Because I'm talkin' about the road Road!