Wizard of the hood
One time, the icp with this sh**
For you and your boys to say "f** yeah" to
Yo, g, kick some of that sh** about the wizard and all that
Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed f**
Aw sh**, homeboy, you should of seen me
I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of md
Straight pa**ed-out on his mother's bed
With seven cans of brew going through my head
Dreaming, i was sipping on faygo
With my dope posse, hear comes a tornado
Huh, i can't run no where
Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air (damn!)
And don't laugh just yet
And it bland my motherf**ing eyes bet
And here comes a three and a half foot pimp
With a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp
Yo, i gotta grip on my weapon
Cuz this midget motherf**er and his boys are stepping
"oh my, look at the witch
You crushed and k**ed that wicked old b**h"
And they saying that i'm doomed
Cuz i k**ed some ho that rides on a broom
f** this, i'm going back to where i stay
And i walking down the yellow brick alleyway
Interlude (contains samples from "wizard of oz" and "ghetto zone")
Well, go on motherf**er!
Now i'm roaming just like ba**head
Everybody know just where the alley led
And don't say you don't know
Which way to go, yo, there go the scarecrow
I ain't playing this bullsh** no more
So i whip out the n******g play the double-four
Best tell my a** how to get back
Or i'll blow the straw out your f**ing head
You wanna see the wizard?
f** yeah, i do
Get me off this pole and i'll come with you
You know the wiz
Yeah, its the road for him
Then he gave me on a 'gene
Now i gotta bullet for him
So me and the crow was walking on bricks
Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks
Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie goes
I ain't seen one motherf**ing rainbow
Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land
Just what you thought, there go the tin man
How to get to the wizard?
What the f**
I ain't saying sh** until you oil me up
I don't see any motherf**ing oil, bro
Oil me up with a forty of red bull
Huh, just like the book said
Tin man was stumbling like a crackhead
Old-a** rusted out metal
But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto
"somewhere over the rainbow"
(shut the) f** up, b**h
***gunshots***
Damn, this ain't kansas, ho
This is the southwest motherf**ing ghetto zone, b**h
So pick your skank a** up
And you and toto get the f** on
Yeah, we've come a long way
Drop the motherf**ers all the way to del ray
And i'm a wonder land story book tourist
Gripping that .44 we coming up to the forest
Anything could be out there
Lions, tigers, maybe a bear
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my (3x)
I'm a kick somebody in they f**in' eye
Don't f** with me at a time like this
I'll send out a bullet guarenteed won't miss
So i just move and the hooks are flying
You've come and buck with the f**ing lion
I want rings, chains, any kind of gold
Or what?
Or i'm a let this nine unfold
Man, f** this, come back to del ray
There you can rob motherf**ers any day
Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name
Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game (yeah)
So finally we was at the castle
And with the guards, we got no hastle
They all just got the f** out our way
I guess even in oz they know of violent j
Interlude
Yo, where's the motherf**ing wizard stay
Who wants to know? violent-psychopath-j
I wanna word with him at gun point
Cuz there's no place like detroit
Welcome to the wizards kingdom
The wizard of the ghetto as its said
Welcome to the wizards kingdom
Sorry, motherf**er, this is where you'll stay
Scarecrow, you ain't sh** to me
And the lion ain't sh** but a snack for three
Tin man, don't take me for a s**er
I'll chew your a** up and spit bullets out, motherf**er
We let it rain,
Seventy-nine slugs to his f**ing brain
Then i stepped back cool and calm
Cuz the tin man was dropping cluster bombs
Everybody know about car jacking
So me and the fellas went home macking
Jumped in a smooth-a** ride
Drop top geo says "wiz" on the side
Gripped it back to the hood where we came from
And that sh** was fun
Next thing i knew i was back at the party
Got up and was finning to tell everybody
But i just let it pa**
Cuz i know they'll laugh at my drunk a**