Insane Clown Posse - Wizard Of The Hood lyrics

Wizard of the hood One time, the icp with this sh** For you and your boys to say "f** yeah" to Yo, g, kick some of that sh** about the wizard and all that Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed f** Aw sh**, homeboy, you should of seen me I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of md Straight pa**ed-out on his mother's bed With seven cans of brew going through my head Dreaming, i was sipping on faygo With my dope posse, hear comes a tornado Huh, i can't run no where Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air (damn!) And don't laugh just yet And it bland my motherf**ing eyes bet And here comes a three and a half foot pimp With a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp Yo, i gotta grip on my weapon Cuz this midget motherf**er and his boys are stepping "oh my, look at the witch You crushed and k**ed that wicked old b**h" And they saying that i'm doomed Cuz i k**ed some ho that rides on a broom f** this, i'm going back to where i stay And i walking down the yellow brick alleyway Interlude (contains samples from "wizard of oz" and "ghetto zone") Well, go on motherf**er! Now i'm roaming just like ba**head Everybody know just where the alley led And don't say you don't know Which way to go, yo, there go the scarecrow I ain't playing this bullsh** no more So i whip out the n******g play the double-four Best tell my a** how to get back Or i'll blow the straw out your f**ing head You wanna see the wizard? f** yeah, i do Get me off this pole and i'll come with you You know the wiz Yeah, its the road for him Then he gave me on a 'gene Now i gotta bullet for him So me and the crow was walking on bricks Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie goes I ain't seen one motherf**ing rainbow Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land Just what you thought, there go the tin man How to get to the wizard? What the f** I ain't saying sh** until you oil me up I don't see any motherf**ing oil, bro Oil me up with a forty of red bull Huh, just like the book said Tin man was stumbling like a crackhead Old-a** rusted out metal But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto "somewhere over the rainbow" (shut the) f** up, b**h ***gunshots*** Damn, this ain't kansas, ho This is the southwest motherf**ing ghetto zone, b**h So pick your skank a** up And you and toto get the f** on Yeah, we've come a long way Drop the motherf**ers all the way to del ray And i'm a wonder land story book tourist Gripping that .44 we coming up to the forest Anything could be out there Lions, tigers, maybe a bear Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my (3x) I'm a kick somebody in they f**in' eye Don't f** with me at a time like this I'll send out a bullet guarenteed won't miss So i just move and the hooks are flying You've come and buck with the f**ing lion I want rings, chains, any kind of gold Or what? Or i'm a let this nine unfold Man, f** this, come back to del ray There you can rob motherf**ers any day Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game (yeah) So finally we was at the castle And with the guards, we got no hastle They all just got the f** out our way I guess even in oz they know of violent j Interlude Yo, where's the motherf**ing wizard stay Who wants to know? violent-psychopath-j I wanna word with him at gun point Cuz there's no place like detroit Welcome to the wizards kingdom The wizard of the ghetto as its said Welcome to the wizards kingdom Sorry, motherf**er, this is where you'll stay Scarecrow, you ain't sh** to me And the lion ain't sh** but a snack for three Tin man, don't take me for a s**er I'll chew your a** up and spit bullets out, motherf**er We let it rain, Seventy-nine slugs to his f**ing brain Then i stepped back cool and calm Cuz the tin man was dropping cluster bombs Everybody know about car jacking So me and the fellas went home macking Jumped in a smooth-a** ride Drop top geo says "wiz" on the side Gripped it back to the hood where we came from And that sh** was fun Next thing i knew i was back at the party Got up and was finning to tell everybody But i just let it pa** Cuz i know they'll laugh at my drunk a**