[INTRO: 2 DOPE]
One time, the ICP with the sh** for you and your boys to say "f** yeah!" to
Yo J, kick some of that sh** about the Wizard and all that
Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed f**
[VERSE 1: VIOLENT J]
Aw sh** homeboy, you should of seen me
I was flipped at the party, drank a fifth of MD
Straight pa**ed out on this mother's bed
Seven cans of brew going through my head
Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo
In my dope house and here comes a tornado
Heh, I can't run nowhere
Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air
--("Damn!")
And don't laugh just yet
--("Your a** landed in motherf**ing Oz.")
Bet
And here comes a three and a half foot pimp
With a blue zoot suit and a mack daddy limp
Yo, I got a grip on my weapon
Cause this midget motherf**er and his boys are stepping
--("Oh my, look at the witch!")
--("You crushed and k**ed that wicked old b**h.")
And they're saying that I'm doomed
Cause I k**ed some ho that rides on a broom
f** this, I'm going back to where I stay
And I'm walking down the yellow brick alleyway
[INTERLUDE]
(We're off to see the Wizard)
(See the world, see the world)(x2)
Drop them motherf**ers all the way to Delray(x2)
[VERSE 2: VIOLENT J]
--("Well, go on motherf**er!")
Now I'm roaming just like a basehead
Everybody know just where the alley led
And don't say you don't know
Which way to go
Yo, there goes the Scarecrow
I ain't playing this bullsh** no more
So I whip out the nickel plated double-four
Best tell my a** how to get back
Or I'm going to blow the straw out your f**ing head
--("You wanna see the wizard?")
f** yeah, I do
--(Get me off this pole and I'll come with you.")
You know the Wiz
--(Yeah, I used to roll for him.")
--("Then he ganked me out a G,")
--("Now I got a bullet for him.")
Now me and the crow was walking on bricks
Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks
Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie go
I ain't seen one motherf**ing rainbow
Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land
Just what you thought
--("There goes the Tin Man".)
How to get to the wizard?
--("What the f**?")
--("I ain't saying sh** until you oil me up.")
I don't see any motherf**ing oil, bro
--(Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull.")
Heh, just like the book said
Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead
Old-a** rusted out metal
But we was on our way to see the Wizard of the Ghetto
[INTERLUDE: 2 DOPE]
(Somewhere over the rainbow)
f** up, b**h!
Damn, this ain't Kansas, ho!
This is the Southwest motherf**ing Ghetto Zone, b**h!
So pick your skank a** up and you and Toto get the f** on!
[VERSE 3: VIOLENT J]
Yeah, we've come a long way
(Drop them motherf**ers all the way to Delray)
And I'm a wonderland story book tourist
Gripping that .44 we coming up to the forest
Anything could be out there
Lions, tigers, and maybe a bear
(Hoods and hoodlums and thieves, oh my)(x3)
I'm a kick somebody in their f**ing eye
Don't f** with me at a time like this
I'll send out a bullet, guaranteed won't miss
So I just move and the hooks are flying
--("Then come and buck with the f**ing Lion!")
--("I want rings, chains, any kind of gold.")
Or what?
--("Or I'm going to let this 9 unfold!")
Man, f** this, come back to Delray
There you can rob motherf**ers every day
Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name
Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game
--("Yeah.")
So finally we was at the castle
And with the guards, we got no ha**le
They all just got the f** out our way
I guess even in Oz they know of Violent J
[INTERLUDE]
(We're off to see the Wizard)
(See the world, see the world)(x2)
Drop them motherf**ers all the way to Delray
f** a Wizard
[VERSE 4: VIOLENT J]
Yo, where's the motherf**ing wizard stay
--("Who wants to know?")
Violent-Psychopath-J
I wanna word with him at gun point
Cause there's no place like Detroit
--("Welcome to the Wizard's kingdom.")
--("The Wizard of the Ghetto as you say.")
--("Welcome to the Wizard's kingdom.")
--("Sorry motherf**er, this is where you'll stay.")
--("Scarecrow, you ain't sh** to me.")
--("And the Lion ain't sh** but a snack for three.")
--("Tin Man, don't take me for a s**er,")
--("I'll chew your a** up and spit bullets out, motherf**er!")
[GUNSHOTS]
We let it rain
79 slugs to his motherf**ing brain
Then I stepped back cool and calm
Because the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs
Everybody knows about car jacking
So me and the fellas went home macking
Jumped in a smooth-a** ride
Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side
Pimped it back to the hood where we came from
And that sh** was fun
Next thing I knew I was back at the party
Got up and was fixing to tell everybody
But then I just let it pa**
Cause I know they'll laugh at my drunk a**
[OUTRO]
Drop them motherf**ers all the way to Delray (repeats)
[various Yo' Mama jokes]