Insane Clown Posse - Wizard of the Hood - 118605 lyrics

[INTRO: 2 DOPE] One time, the ICP with the sh** for you and your boys to say "f** yeah!" to Yo J, kick some of that sh** about the Wizard and all that Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed f** [VERSE 1: VIOLENT J] Aw sh** homeboy, you should of seen me I was flipped at the party, drank a fifth of MD Straight pa**ed out on this mother's bed Seven cans of brew going through my head Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo In my dope house and here comes a tornado Heh, I can't run nowhere Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air --("Damn!") And don't laugh just yet --("Your a** landed in motherf**ing Oz.") Bet And here comes a three and a half foot pimp With a blue zoot suit and a mack daddy limp Yo, I got a grip on my weapon Cause this midget motherf**er and his boys are stepping --("Oh my, look at the witch!") --("You crushed and k**ed that wicked old b**h.") And they're saying that I'm doomed Cause I k**ed some ho that rides on a broom f** this, I'm going back to where I stay And I'm walking down the yellow brick alleyway [INTERLUDE] (We're off to see the Wizard) (See the world, see the world)(x2) Drop them motherf**ers all the way to Delray(x2) [VERSE 2: VIOLENT J] --("Well, go on motherf**er!") Now I'm roaming just like a basehead Everybody know just where the alley led And don't say you don't know Which way to go Yo, there goes the Scarecrow I ain't playing this bullsh** no more So I whip out the nickel plated double-four Best tell my a** how to get back Or I'm going to blow the straw out your f**ing head --("You wanna see the wizard?") f** yeah, I do --(Get me off this pole and I'll come with you.") You know the Wiz --(Yeah, I used to roll for him.") --("Then he ganked me out a G,") --("Now I got a bullet for him.") Now me and the crow was walking on bricks Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie go I ain't seen one motherf**ing rainbow Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land Just what you thought --("There goes the Tin Man".) How to get to the wizard? --("What the f**?") --("I ain't saying sh** until you oil me up.") I don't see any motherf**ing oil, bro --(Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull.") Heh, just like the book said Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead Old-a** rusted out metal But we was on our way to see the Wizard of the Ghetto [INTERLUDE: 2 DOPE] (Somewhere over the rainbow) f** up, b**h! Damn, this ain't Kansas, ho! This is the Southwest motherf**ing Ghetto Zone, b**h! So pick your skank a** up and you and Toto get the f** on! [VERSE 3: VIOLENT J] Yeah, we've come a long way (Drop them motherf**ers all the way to Delray) And I'm a wonderland story book tourist Gripping that .44 we coming up to the forest Anything could be out there Lions, tigers, and maybe a bear (Hoods and hoodlums and thieves, oh my)(x3) I'm a kick somebody in their f**ing eye Don't f** with me at a time like this I'll send out a bullet, guaranteed won't miss So I just move and the hooks are flying --("Then come and buck with the f**ing Lion!") --("I want rings, chains, any kind of gold.") Or what? --("Or I'm going to let this 9 unfold!") Man, f** this, come back to Delray There you can rob motherf**ers every day Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game --("Yeah.") So finally we was at the castle And with the guards, we got no ha**le They all just got the f** out our way I guess even in Oz they know of Violent J [INTERLUDE] (We're off to see the Wizard) (See the world, see the world)(x2) Drop them motherf**ers all the way to Delray f** a Wizard [VERSE 4: VIOLENT J] Yo, where's the motherf**ing wizard stay --("Who wants to know?") Violent-Psychopath-J I wanna word with him at gun point Cause there's no place like Detroit --("Welcome to the Wizard's kingdom.") --("The Wizard of the Ghetto as you say.") --("Welcome to the Wizard's kingdom.") --("Sorry motherf**er, this is where you'll stay.") --("Scarecrow, you ain't sh** to me.") --("And the Lion ain't sh** but a snack for three.") --("Tin Man, don't take me for a s**er,") --("I'll chew your a** up and spit bullets out, motherf**er!") [GUNSHOTS] We let it rain 79 slugs to his motherf**ing brain Then I stepped back cool and calm Because the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs Everybody knows about car jacking So me and the fellas went home macking Jumped in a smooth-a** ride Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side Pimped it back to the hood where we came from And that sh** was fun Next thing I knew I was back at the party Got up and was fixing to tell everybody But then I just let it pa** Cause I know they'll laugh at my drunk a** [OUTRO] Drop them motherf**ers all the way to Delray (repeats) [various Yo' Mama jokes]