Sit down
Ok everybody it's clown time
Y'all little motherf**ers shut the f** up
The clown is here everybody sit around right here
I said shut the f** up
"Shaggy The Clown" has a present for everybody
I got your f**in present hanging next to my nuts
Now when I'm swinging on my hatchet if it hits you it cuts
Don't make me chop your head in half and smack the side with the cheek
Because I haven't had my Mederol in almost a week
Your f**in mama brought me here to entertain your a**
So no matter what I'm doing I expect you to laugh
Now when you see me do a trick and even if it isn't funny
Give me props unless you want your little necks bloody
I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch
But that ain't what I'm f**in about
I could sew your mouth shut and pump air in through your nose
And f**in pop your head but we'd get blood on our clothes
Look I'm a wicked clown I ain't no f**in superhero
Ain't that big and scary though I fight like little Rey Mysterio
I'm quick to beat down all you little b**hes right in front of your mom
And if the b**h gets heated tell her bring it on
Oh sh** it's your birthday
Oh no it isn't
It's somebody's birthday
Oh no it isn't
Oh sh** it's your birthday
Oh no it isn't
It's your birthday
Sit the f** down or it's everybody's birthday
Shut the f** up
Oh sh** it's your birthday
Oh no it isn't
It's somebody's birthday
Oh no it isn't
Oh sh** it's your birthday
Oh no it isn't
It's your birthday
It ain't mine mutha facko!