Sit down Ok everybody it's clown time Y'all little motherf**ers shut the f** up The clown is here everybody sit around right here I said shut the f** up "Shaggy The Clown" has a present for everybody I got your f**in present hanging next to my nuts Now when I'm swinging on my hatchet if it hits you it cuts Don't make me chop your head in half and smack the side with the cheek Because I haven't had my Mederol in almost a week Your f**in mama brought me here to entertain your a** So no matter what I'm doing I expect you to laugh Now when you see me do a trick and even if it isn't funny Give me props unless you want your little necks bloody I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch But that ain't what I'm f**in about I could sew your mouth shut and pump air in through your nose And f**in pop your head but we'd get blood on our clothes Look I'm a wicked clown I ain't no f**in superhero Ain't that big and scary though I fight like little Rey Mysterio I'm quick to beat down all you little b**hes right in front of your mom And if the b**h gets heated tell her bring it on Oh sh** it's your birthday Oh no it isn't It's somebody's birthday Oh no it isn't Oh sh** it's your birthday Oh no it isn't It's your birthday Sit the f** down or it's everybody's birthday Shut the f** up Oh sh** it's your birthday Oh no it isn't It's somebody's birthday Oh no it isn't Oh sh** it's your birthday Oh no it isn't It's your birthday It ain't mine mutha facko!