I could live it like a phoney
And i'd get everyone to phone me
But i'd have to get a limousine
Cos I haven't turned 17
But it wouldn't matter to me
Little Miss popularity
And all the Eton boys would love me
Cos I'd s** their dicks for free
Mummy and daddy would give me coke forifree
And i'd know a thing or two about Gucci
And i'd be in L'Equipe with my fake i.d.
But i don't know where the Kings road is
So I guess i'm just a Wannabe Sloaney
But I don't live in Kensington
And my Pashmina's got a hole in
Tatler won't put my picture in
Cos they can't fit my ego in