Identity Number 1 - Wannabe Sloaney lyrics

I could live it like a phoney And i'd get everyone to phone me But i'd have to get a limousine Cos I haven't turned 17 But it wouldn't matter to me Little Miss popularity And all the Eton boys would love me Cos I'd s** their dicks for free Mummy and daddy would give me coke forifree And i'd know a thing or two about Gucci And i'd be in L'Equipe with my fake i.d. But i don't know where the Kings road is So I guess i'm just a Wannabe Sloaney But I don't live in Kensington And my Pashmina's got a hole in Tatler won't put my picture in Cos they can't fit my ego in