I roll over and die of laughter
As you claim he's your ever after
It's so clear your asymptotal
Is there someone anecdotal
It's just such a shame your pathetic
It's not like you're even real
Find a someone you can steal
Wait around and watch you break
Cos we all know you're a fake
She tried to tell me how she got ditched
But no one cares about that b**h
It doesn't matter in the end
Cos it's her life and she loves to pretend