Identity Number 1 - (Sym)pathetic lyrics

I roll over and die of laughter As you claim he's your ever after It's so clear your asymptotal Is there someone anecdotal It's just such a shame your pathetic It's not like you're even real Find a someone you can steal Wait around and watch you break Cos we all know you're a fake She tried to tell me how she got ditched But no one cares about that b**h It doesn't matter in the end Cos it's her life and she loves to pretend