Buckle up, sit down, my name is Joe
Get on the gondola to heaven here we go
When we get there what the hell
We'll eat a pound of mortadella
And dance the tarantella to and fro
My Uncle Louie - He's a waiter back on Earth
He likes basketball, He also likes the Nerf
We'll shoot a hoop or two as we jump in this canoe
Floating up the gondola to heaven
'Ats-a my boy, my Uncle Louie tells me
'Ats-a my boy, my Uncle Louie's proud
You're just like your mother
You've got the nose of your father
'Ats-a my boy, 'ats-a my boy, 'ats-a my boy
Mange, mange, eat your antipasto
Mange, mange, eat your provolone
As we pa**ed the Milky Way
Uncle Louie liked to say
Mange, mange, mange, mange, mange, mange
It's my job I navigate the gondola
I use a pole the size of the universe
We go around the black holes
Watch your head on the meteorite
All this work it builds up my appetite
The Earth she's-a small like a meatball
The stars all look like Parmesan cheese
The tape deck blew a fuse
Uncle Louie takes a snooze
On the gondola to heaven
Book a flight it's all right seats available tonight
Buck up on the gondola to heaven
We travel a zillion knots as we take jump shots
Shoot a hoop on the gondola to heaven
When we get there what the hell
We'll eat a pond of mortadella, 'ats-a nice!
Floating up the gondola to heaven