talking shop on a cigarette break
wearing pants that gotta hurt
carrying a case of demo tapes
that sounded better in '98
all my a**hole friends with names like Kevin
K-E-V-I-N a**hole
all my a**hole friends I can't remember
I can't remember have we met?
back at work on the Casio 10
writing what will never end
on the phone stumblin' in
out at night d-d-d-do it again
and you know all my a**hole friends with names like Mitch
M-I-T-C-H a**hole
all my a**hole friends I can't remember
I can't remember have we met?
I should leave them to shine in the light
I should leave them to shine in the light
of the local bar grease in their hair
talking about when they were first here
all I know is I haven't heard
one good reason why I should leave 'em
cause even though they might get uptight
and talk about irrelevant things
they're only trying to handle
their chemical imbalance
and you know all my a**hole friends with names like Leo
L-E-O a**hole
all my a**hole friends I can't remember
I can't remember have we met?
I can't remember
I can't remember
have we met?