talking shop on a cigarette break wearing pants that gotta hurt carrying a case of demo tapes that sounded better in '98 all my a**hole friends with names like Kevin K-E-V-I-N a**hole all my a**hole friends I can't remember I can't remember have we met? back at work on the Casio 10 writing what will never end on the phone stumblin' in out at night d-d-d-do it again and you know all my a**hole friends with names like Mitch M-I-T-C-H a**hole all my a**hole friends I can't remember I can't remember have we met? I should leave them to shine in the light I should leave them to shine in the light of the local bar grease in their hair talking about when they were first here all I know is I haven't heard one good reason why I should leave 'em cause even though they might get uptight and talk about irrelevant things they're only trying to handle their chemical imbalance and you know all my a**hole friends with names like Leo L-E-O a**hole all my a**hole friends I can't remember I can't remember have we met? I can't remember I can't remember have we met?