[Intro skit]
[Ali] Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo Jensen, man!
[Karl] What up, Ab?
[Ali] Yo, what's up with that blazing body chick I seen you with last night?
[Karl] Oh, the one with the cha-chas and the a**?
[Ali] The one with ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-chas and the a**!
[Karl] Yo, I couldn't do it
[Ali] What's the deal?
[Karl] I... at 2 AM, the lights come on...
[Ali] Aww man, I thought you left with her!
[Karl] Naw, she was bu*terface
[Ali] What's a bu*terface?
[Karl] She was hot... but her face!
[Ali] Ohhhh...!
[Verse One: Ali Abnormal]
Here's a little story that needs to be heard
About banging body birds with a face like turd
Who look good from far but look far from good
bu*terface worldwide in any neck of the woods
Situations like this is understood to be deceptive
Make sure to look at the grill to be protective
Caught a bad case one night around the rest
Seen this bitty stacked, strutting with a tight dress
Nicely curved thighs and symmetrical breasts
But a face like Colin Powell perched in a owl's nest
Standing far from the car, thought she had a plush a**
Til she got close and flashed handlebar mustache!
She looked like Bea Arthur mixed with a sea otter
Resulting from a hooker mom and a queer father
Never should have said yes, accepted any offer
bu*terface b**h!
[Hook: Hot Karl with Ali Abnormal]
What a case of the bu*terface!
{What's that?}
It's when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
{Ugly ladies!}
f** around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like sh**
What a case of the bu*terface!
{What's that?}
It's when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
{Ugly ladies!}
f** around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like sh**
[Verse Two: Hot Karl]
BLEEEAGH! That kind of sh** makes me ill
Girl with a banging body but a George Foreman grill
Everybody knows a ho who probably done caught a case
Tits and a** out the game but with a German Shepard face
Man this one time, I approached one from behind
She turned around and talked and I'm like "mmm... nevermind"
She might have a tight a** and some huge b**bies (okay)
But turn the lights on and she's like Sloth from Goonies (HEY YOU GUUUYS)
Please have your body tell your face to catch up
And don't forget a ski mask if you decide to dress up
You're pretty in the middle so you might get s**ed up
But you look like Macy Gray straight from the neck up
Yeah, she's cool at night but then you get her in some light
She's like Madeleine Albright after a Mike Tyson fight (ching!)
Sure your body's alright but ugly's not my taste
Yeah I'd probably f** her... but her face
[Hook Two]
What a case of the bu*terface!
{What's that?}
It's when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
{Ugly ladies!}
f** around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like sh**
What a case of the bu*terface!
{What's that?}
It's when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
{Ugly ladies!}
f** around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like sh**
bu*terface
B-b-b-b-b-b-bu*terface
Ooooooh, bu*terface, bu*terface
[Verse Three]
[Karl]
I knew this bu*ter named Carrie, situation scary
Body like heaven, sideburns like Luke Perry
[Ali]
Well, this other chick named Penelope, face like a felony
Yellow teeth, in between each a piece of celery
[Karl]
Don't forget Britney, nineteen but looked sixty
I'd feel the brush from her unibrow so she was history
[Ali]
S-s-s-s-syphilisly sickly Stacey was never hot
Fire crotch, fire crotch, with a nose like Ed Koch
[Karl]
Want examples of a bu*terface? RuPaul is prime
[Ali]
RuPaul's a guy!
[Karl]
Aww, f** that, nevermind!
[Ali]
Yo Karl, remember Vera? We couldn't stand near her!
She smelled like crap and plus her face cracked mirrors
Goofy looking broads, stand out like Mr. Ed
[Karl]
Flappin' they yaps without a word never said
[Ali]
Ferocious halitosis, breath smells cheddar bread
[Karl]
I gotta say these bu*terfaces been giving better head
[Hook Three]
Chronic case of the bu*terface!
{What's that?}
It's when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
{Ugly ladies!}
f** around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like sh**
What a case of the bu*terface!
{What's that?}
It's when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
{Ugly ladies!}
f** around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like sh**
[Outro: Hot Karl with Ali Abnormal]
Yo.. Tori Spelling is a {bu*terface}
Courtney Love... {bu*terface}
Brandi... {kinda bu*terface}
Sarah Jessica Parker... {super bu*terface}
Chick from "American Pie"... {bu*terface}
Your girlfriend is {b-b-b-bu*terface}
Lisa Marie Presley... {f** her face}
Sorry, Mya... {you're a bu*terface}
Streisand... {cla**ic bu*terface}
Angela Ba**ett... {tough bu*terface}
Serena Williams... {bu*terface}
Madonna... {recently a bu*terface}