Hot Karl - Butterface lyrics

[Intro skit] [Ali] Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo Jensen, man! [Karl] What up, Ab? [Ali] Yo, what's up with that blazing body chick I seen you with last night? [Karl] Oh, the one with the cha-chas and the a**? [Ali] The one with ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-chas and the a**! [Karl] Yo, I couldn't do it [Ali] What's the deal? [Karl] I... at 2 AM, the lights come on... [Ali] Aww man, I thought you left with her! [Karl] Naw, she was bu*terface [Ali] What's a bu*terface? [Karl] She was hot... but her face! [Ali] Ohhhh...! [Verse One: Ali Abnormal] Here's a little story that needs to be heard About banging body birds with a face like turd Who look good from far but look far from good bu*terface worldwide in any neck of the woods Situations like this is understood to be deceptive Make sure to look at the grill to be protective Caught a bad case one night around the rest Seen this bitty stacked, strutting with a tight dress Nicely curved thighs and symmetrical breasts But a face like Colin Powell perched in a owl's nest Standing far from the car, thought she had a plush a** Til she got close and flashed handlebar mustache! She looked like Bea Arthur mixed with a sea otter Resulting from a hooker mom and a queer father Never should have said yes, accepted any offer bu*terface b**h! [Hook: Hot Karl with Ali Abnormal] What a case of the bu*terface! {What's that?} It's when the body looks smash But the face is trash {Ugly ladies!} f** around and get rabies Body be to lick Face look like sh** What a case of the bu*terface! {What's that?} It's when the body looks smash But the face is trash {Ugly ladies!} f** around and get rabies Body be to lick Face look like sh** [Verse Two: Hot Karl] BLEEEAGH! That kind of sh** makes me ill Girl with a banging body but a George Foreman grill Everybody knows a ho who probably done caught a case Tits and a** out the game but with a German Shepard face Man this one time, I approached one from behind She turned around and talked and I'm like "mmm... nevermind" She might have a tight a** and some huge b**bies (okay) But turn the lights on and she's like Sloth from Goonies (HEY YOU GUUUYS) Please have your body tell your face to catch up And don't forget a ski mask if you decide to dress up You're pretty in the middle so you might get s**ed up But you look like Macy Gray straight from the neck up Yeah, she's cool at night but then you get her in some light She's like Madeleine Albright after a Mike Tyson fight (ching!) Sure your body's alright but ugly's not my taste Yeah I'd probably f** her... but her face [Hook Two] What a case of the bu*terface! {What's that?} It's when the body looks smash But the face is trash {Ugly ladies!} f** around and get rabies Body be to lick Face look like sh** What a case of the bu*terface! {What's that?} It's when the body looks smash But the face is trash {Ugly ladies!} f** around and get rabies Body be to lick Face look like sh** bu*terface B-b-b-b-b-b-bu*terface Ooooooh, bu*terface, bu*terface [Verse Three] [Karl] I knew this bu*ter named Carrie, situation scary Body like heaven, sideburns like Luke Perry [Ali] Well, this other chick named Penelope, face like a felony Yellow teeth, in between each a piece of celery [Karl] Don't forget Britney, nineteen but looked sixty I'd feel the brush from her unibrow so she was history [Ali] S-s-s-s-syphilisly sickly Stacey was never hot Fire crotch, fire crotch, with a nose like Ed Koch [Karl] Want examples of a bu*terface? RuPaul is prime [Ali] RuPaul's a guy! [Karl] Aww, f** that, nevermind! [Ali] Yo Karl, remember Vera? We couldn't stand near her! She smelled like crap and plus her face cracked mirrors Goofy looking broads, stand out like Mr. Ed [Karl] Flappin' they yaps without a word never said [Ali] Ferocious halitosis, breath smells cheddar bread [Karl] I gotta say these bu*terfaces been giving better head [Hook Three] Chronic case of the bu*terface! {What's that?} It's when the body looks smash But the face is trash {Ugly ladies!} f** around and get rabies Body be to lick Face look like sh** What a case of the bu*terface! {What's that?} It's when the body looks smash But the face is trash {Ugly ladies!} f** around and get rabies Body be to lick Face look like sh** [Outro: Hot Karl with Ali Abnormal] Yo.. Tori Spelling is a {bu*terface} Courtney Love... {bu*terface} Brandi... {kinda bu*terface} Sarah Jessica Parker... {super bu*terface} Chick from "American Pie"... {bu*terface} Your girlfriend is {b-b-b-bu*terface} Lisa Marie Presley... {f** her face} Sorry, Mya... {you're a bu*terface} Streisand... {cla**ic bu*terface} Angela Ba**ett... {tough bu*terface} Serena Williams... {bu*terface} Madonna... {recently a bu*terface}