[Verse 1: Hot Karl]
This ain't no R&B sh** (uh-uh)
No smooth talk Ronnie Romance tip (nope)
I'm playing these chicks with a purpose
Like "thanks a lot for your service" (thank you!)
Once I bust these kids
The door will hit you where adults don't fit
You were quick to bust some brains
Till you found out you was getting played (oh-ho-ho)
I don't even know what nice is
While you yappin' about some crisis (yapyapyapyap)
About your day at work
I'm zoned out thinking 'bout another skirt
Back/forth, any day
You ain't got a man, I'm not Positive K (I got a man!)
I'm more like Zack Morris
Playing Bayside, here's the chorus
[Hook]
[Hot Karl]
Back/forth, see/saw
Come on baby, take it raw
You can't make it any more
That's the point, I'm out the door
[Woman]
Back/forth, see/saw
Come on dude, I like it raw
I could take a little more
But once I'm done, I'm out the door
[Verse 2: Hot Karl]
Girl, you wanna sit and talk (aww)
I just wanna bust and walk (UHH)
I'm done, that's all I need
That tactic's just like Charlie Sheen (yep)
Hit (hit), quit (quit), save the lip
For some Kim Cattrall sh**
Right when she thinks that I'm a pro
She's like, "where the f** did Karl go?"
Out the door, I'm gone, who*e
I got what I came for
You sayin' you wanna spoon
Save that sh** for Dream and Loon (whoops)
You got the wrong dude
Not dental, just plain rude
One shot, that's all she wrote
Broken off, I'm out like Rob Lowe
[Hook]
[Hot Karl]
Now Back/forth, see/saw
Come on baby, take it raw
You can't make it any more
That's the point, I'm out the door
[Woman]
Back/forth, see/saw
Come on dude, I like it raw
I could take a little more
But once I'm done, I'm out the door
[Hot Karl - spoken]
Aww yeah, girl, I'm the man, yeah...
Wait a minute!
Is that my ex-girlfriend b**bie Poquito?
Does she have a mic in her hand?
[Verse 3: b**bie Poquito with Hot Karl interjections]
Karl ain't got the magic stick {what?}
There's no reason to talk sh** {wait a minute}
You? Split? What's that about?
You ain't iceberg, you look like Milhouse {aww}
You're telling me to swallow your kids
I'm about to drop you like Interscope did {I actually left}
You ain't LL with a six-pack
You couldn't find my G-spot if you had a map {not true}
I didn't like you inside
I wouldn't even play you in NBA Live {low blow}
But you might get a booty call
If I'm horny in the middle of the night, baby doll {alright}
Tell you what you want to hear {yeah?}
Yell "It's great", whisper in your ear {okay}
"Ooh, come on H.K., hard kore" {yeah!}
Whoops, I'm done, now find the door {aaaaahhh!}
[Hook]
[Woman]
Back/forth, see/saw
Come on dude, I like it raw
I could take a little more
But once I'm done, I'm out the door
[Hot Karl]
Back/forth, see/saw
Come on baby, take it raw
You can't make it any more
That's the point, I'm out the door
[Outro - spoken]
[b**bie Poquito]
Hehehehehe! At least I got to tell everybody what it's really like in bed with you!
[Hot Karl]
On my debut album? I have a reputation, b**bie!
[b**bie Poquito]
Yeah, but you have NO GAME!
[Hot Karl]
I know, you said that already
[b**bie Poquito]
You can't even play Mario Kart!
[Hot Karl]
Aww, you're hitting me when I'm down now. Come on
[b**bie Poquito]
Seriously though, he was done and I hadn't even pulled my vagina out yet! UHH!
[Hot Karl]
Come on, at least I'm good looking, though...
[b**bie Poquito]
You're gross
[Hot Karl]
Oh
[b**bie Poquito]
A rapper with no game? Good luck, buddy!
[Hot Karl]
Thanks