Hot Karl - Back/Forth lyrics

[Verse 1: Hot Karl] This ain't no R&B sh** (uh-uh) No smooth talk Ronnie Romance tip (nope) I'm playing these chicks with a purpose Like "thanks a lot for your service" (thank you!) Once I bust these kids The door will hit you where adults don't fit You were quick to bust some brains Till you found out you was getting played (oh-ho-ho) I don't even know what nice is While you yappin' about some crisis (yapyapyapyap) About your day at work I'm zoned out thinking 'bout another skirt Back/forth, any day You ain't got a man, I'm not Positive K (I got a man!) I'm more like Zack Morris Playing Bayside, here's the chorus [Hook] [Hot Karl] Back/forth, see/saw Come on baby, take it raw You can't make it any more That's the point, I'm out the door [Woman] Back/forth, see/saw Come on dude, I like it raw I could take a little more But once I'm done, I'm out the door [Verse 2: Hot Karl] Girl, you wanna sit and talk (aww) I just wanna bust and walk (UHH) I'm done, that's all I need That tactic's just like Charlie Sheen (yep) Hit (hit), quit (quit), save the lip For some Kim Cattrall sh** Right when she thinks that I'm a pro She's like, "where the f** did Karl go?" Out the door, I'm gone, who*e I got what I came for You sayin' you wanna spoon Save that sh** for Dream and Loon (whoops) You got the wrong dude Not dental, just plain rude One shot, that's all she wrote Broken off, I'm out like Rob Lowe [Hook] [Hot Karl] Now Back/forth, see/saw Come on baby, take it raw You can't make it any more That's the point, I'm out the door [Woman] Back/forth, see/saw Come on dude, I like it raw I could take a little more But once I'm done, I'm out the door [Hot Karl - spoken] Aww yeah, girl, I'm the man, yeah... Wait a minute! Is that my ex-girlfriend b**bie Poquito? Does she have a mic in her hand? [Verse 3: b**bie Poquito with Hot Karl interjections] Karl ain't got the magic stick {what?} There's no reason to talk sh** {wait a minute} You? Split? What's that about? You ain't iceberg, you look like Milhouse {aww} You're telling me to swallow your kids I'm about to drop you like Interscope did {I actually left} You ain't LL with a six-pack You couldn't find my G-spot if you had a map {not true} I didn't like you inside I wouldn't even play you in NBA Live {low blow} But you might get a booty call If I'm horny in the middle of the night, baby doll {alright} Tell you what you want to hear {yeah?} Yell "It's great", whisper in your ear {okay} "Ooh, come on H.K., hard kore" {yeah!} Whoops, I'm done, now find the door {aaaaahhh!} [Hook] [Woman] Back/forth, see/saw Come on dude, I like it raw I could take a little more But once I'm done, I'm out the door [Hot Karl] Back/forth, see/saw Come on baby, take it raw You can't make it any more That's the point, I'm out the door [Outro - spoken] [b**bie Poquito] Hehehehehe! At least I got to tell everybody what it's really like in bed with you! [Hot Karl] On my debut album? I have a reputation, b**bie! [b**bie Poquito] Yeah, but you have NO GAME! [Hot Karl] I know, you said that already [b**bie Poquito] You can't even play Mario Kart! [Hot Karl] Aww, you're hitting me when I'm down now. Come on [b**bie Poquito] Seriously though, he was done and I hadn't even pulled my vagina out yet! UHH! [Hot Karl] Come on, at least I'm good looking, though... [b**bie Poquito] You're gross [Hot Karl] Oh [b**bie Poquito] A rapper with no game? Good luck, buddy! [Hot Karl] Thanks