Where the f** are my homies all at?
The Bar None Dude Ranch, that's where it's at
Get away from my motherf**ing job
Accounting is sh**, yeah, it's time to move on
I love p**y and I can't get enough
Moving out West where there's so much to f**
Ride a horse, f** a cactus all night
Find the devil in the desert, and that's all right
My kid wants to skateboard but he can't in the sand
I told that piece of sh**, he's gotta be a man
A beast named Ca**ie, a motherf**ing dog
Hire four hot teens and watch 'em all f**
The spurs in my boots go clickety-clack-clack
Feeling kind of horny and I wanna smoke crack
I'm Ben Ernst, I got a real big co*k
f**in' king of the ranch
I'm gonna stay on top
Hey, Hey Dude
C'mon
Hey, Hey Dude
Put your la**o in the air
Hey, Hey Dude
C'mon
Hey, Hey Dude
Get on a horse, hear?
Hey, Hey Dude
No f**in' water in the desert
Hey, Hey Dude
Cowboys ride, cowboys die