Hot Dad - Hey Dude lyrics

Where the f** are my homies all at? The Bar None Dude Ranch, that's where it's at Get away from my motherf**ing job Accounting is sh**, yeah, it's time to move on I love p**y and I can't get enough Moving out West where there's so much to f** Ride a horse, f** a cactus all night Find the devil in the desert, and that's all right My kid wants to skateboard but he can't in the sand I told that piece of sh**, he's gotta be a man A beast named Ca**ie, a motherf**ing dog Hire four hot teens and watch 'em all f** The spurs in my boots go clickety-clack-clack Feeling kind of horny and I wanna smoke crack I'm Ben Ernst, I got a real big co*k f**in' king of the ranch I'm gonna stay on top Hey, Hey Dude C'mon Hey, Hey Dude Put your la**o in the air Hey, Hey Dude C'mon Hey, Hey Dude Get on a horse, hear? Hey, Hey Dude No f**in' water in the desert Hey, Hey Dude Cowboys ride, cowboys die