Remember when we met at the bar
Buzzed and looking better than we really are
Since then it's never gotten much better
Since then it's never gotten much better
So down your whiskey sour
So come the closing hour
We will look to each other more attractive then ever
We'll look more attractive than ever
She was born to raise a ruckus
I'd be better off dead
We should've never met
The devil swam into our heads
On dollar draft night we shot liquor instead
She was born to raise a ruckus
I'd be better off dead
Somewhere in between we found ourselves in the middle
I don't know what that means
I just thought having you would help things
If only just a little
I thought having you would help things a little
Me, I'd rather peak or hit the bottom
'Cause all things in moderation make for boring conversations
And all your inhibitions are only there for dropping
All your inhibitions are there for dropping
She was born to raise a ruckus
I'd be better off dead
We should've never met
The devil swam into our heads
On dollar draft night we shot liquor instead
She was born to raise a ruckus
I'd be better off dead
Born to raise a ruckus
I'd be better off dead
Well she left me for "true love" and flew to Reno
And she stole my birthday money for a honeymoon of keno
God don't make them worse than that
God don't make them worse than that
But if she begs I'll probably take her back
If she begs I'm gonna take her back
She was born to raise a ruckus
I'd be better off dead
We should've never met
The devil swam into our heads
On dollar draft night we shot liquor instead
She was born to raise a ruckus
I'd be better off dead
Born to raise a ruckus
I'd be better off dead
We should've never met
The devil swam into our heads
On dollar draft night we shot liquor instead
She was born to raise a ruckus
I'd be better off dead
Born to raise a ruckus
I'd be better off dead