Remember when we met at the bar Buzzed and looking better than we really are Since then it's never gotten much better Since then it's never gotten much better So down your whiskey sour So come the closing hour We will look to each other more attractive then ever We'll look more attractive than ever She was born to raise a ruckus I'd be better off dead We should've never met The devil swam into our heads On dollar draft night we shot liquor instead She was born to raise a ruckus I'd be better off dead Somewhere in between we found ourselves in the middle I don't know what that means I just thought having you would help things If only just a little I thought having you would help things a little Me, I'd rather peak or hit the bottom 'Cause all things in moderation make for boring conversations And all your inhibitions are only there for dropping All your inhibitions are there for dropping She was born to raise a ruckus I'd be better off dead We should've never met The devil swam into our heads On dollar draft night we shot liquor instead She was born to raise a ruckus I'd be better off dead Born to raise a ruckus I'd be better off dead Well she left me for "true love" and flew to Reno And she stole my birthday money for a honeymoon of keno God don't make them worse than that God don't make them worse than that But if she begs I'll probably take her back If she begs I'm gonna take her back She was born to raise a ruckus I'd be better off dead We should've never met The devil swam into our heads On dollar draft night we shot liquor instead She was born to raise a ruckus I'd be better off dead Born to raise a ruckus I'd be better off dead We should've never met The devil swam into our heads On dollar draft night we shot liquor instead She was born to raise a ruckus I'd be better off dead Born to raise a ruckus I'd be better off dead