Anthony: Hey Ashly, whatcha playing?
Ashly: Zelda, de Ocawina of Time.
Ash: Epona / Here's your song / Get the f** right here.
Boo-do-do, boo-do-do, BADADOOLADOOOO!!!
Zelda's hat / Why's it weird? / She looks like a nun.
(Ash grooves wordlessly)
I'm lookin' for a dime... that's top of the line, cute face, small waist, and a big behind.
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo / oh my god, a chicken / f** you, you f** / gonna f** you up... Bock! Get it, get it. Come on... lock on.. goddammit, Navi.
Saria is a kid / This is kinda vaguely pedophilic / It's kinda gross.
(Credits)
Ant: Uh, Mr. Stane, we've explored what you asked us to, but it appears there's a little, uh, hiccup.
Ash: Hiccup?
Ant: Uh, yeah. T-t-to power the suit, well the technology doesn't actually exist yet.
Ash: W-w-wait, the technology? Here's the technology. (Closeup of a giant Garfield stuffed animal.) I just want you to make it smaller.
Ant: Sir, that's what we've been trying, but honestly it's impossible.
Ash: Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!
(They crack up.)
Ant: I'm sorry. I'm not Tony Stark.
Ash: (Slaps him.)