Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Zelda lyrics

Anthony: Hey Ashly, whatcha playing? Ashly: Zelda, de Ocawina of Time. Ash: Epona / Here's your song / Get the f** right here. Boo-do-do, boo-do-do, BADADOOLADOOOO!!! Zelda's hat / Why's it weird? / She looks like a nun. (Ash grooves wordlessly) I'm lookin' for a dime... that's top of the line, cute face, small waist, and a big behind. Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo / oh my god, a chicken / f** you, you f** / gonna f** you up... Bock! Get it, get it. Come on... lock on.. goddammit, Navi. Saria is a kid / This is kinda vaguely pedophilic / It's kinda gross. (Credits) Ant: Uh, Mr. Stane, we've explored what you asked us to, but it appears there's a little, uh, hiccup. Ash: Hiccup? Ant: Uh, yeah. T-t-to power the suit, well the technology doesn't actually exist yet. Ash: W-w-wait, the technology? Here's the technology. (Closeup of a giant Garfield stuffed animal.) I just want you to make it smaller. Ant: Sir, that's what we've been trying, but honestly it's impossible. Ash: Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps! (They crack up.) Ant: I'm sorry. I'm not Tony Stark. Ash: (Slaps him.)