Anthony: Hey Ashly, whatcha playin'?
Ashly: Geometry Wars 2.
(Ashly plays Geometry Wars 2 one-handed while reading Watchmen.)
AshlyPwnage: 4,251,230
plissken8747: 3,070,345
Grant: God damn it, Ashly. She beat my high score in Geometry Wars.
Cristina: Oh, bummer. Let's go see D—
Voice-over: Watchmen.
Grant: Let me get my high score back first.
Cristina: Why don't you put the game down? Let's go to bed.
Grant: Just a second. I almost got her.
(Time pa**es)
Cristina: Let's go see D—
V-O: Watchmen.
Grant: Shut up!
(Time pa**es)
Grant: Yes! Finally, number one! Wooo-hooo! I'm sorry for telling you to shut up. Let's go just see D—
V-O: Watchmen.
Cristina: Really?
Grant: Yeah, let's go. K, let's go.
plissken8747: 6,833,585
AshlyPwnage: 4,251,230
(Ash wakes up, effortlessly plays the game, and nods back off.)
Cristina: I am so excited about this movie.
Grant: I know, I heard that—
V-O: They cut out the squid.
Cristina: What's... what's wrong?
AshlyPwnage: 27,144,570
plissken8747 6,833,585
Grant: How... how did she do that....
Cristina: It doesn't matter, babe, let's go see Dark Knigh—.
V-O Watchmen.
Grant: "It doesn't matter"?
Cristina: It's just a stupid high score.
Grant: Stupid? Stupid??
Cristina: I mean, it's just kinda pointless.
Grant: (Grabs her) Pointless?? I'll show you pointless!! (Hits her, tosses her)
Grant: Damn high score.... (Unfastens his belt)
Cristina: What happened to you?
Grant: Ashly Burch! Ashly Burch happened to me!! (Whips her)
(Ash wakes up, turns, and goes back to sleep)
(Credits)
(Cristina sulking, Ash comforts her)
Ash: Why do we fall, Master Wayne? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.
V-O: And I'll look down and answer no.