Anthony: Hey Ash, check out this stuff I found on the internet.
(Recreation of their Dark Knight episode)
Ashly: That's the worst thing I've ever seen.
Ant: I thought it was kind of cute.
Ash: Can we k** them?
Ant: What? No.
Ash: Can we have them k**ed, can we do that?
Ant: No.
Ash: They stole our idea.
Ant: They credited us, that's not stealing. It's not really our idea anyway.
Ash: I want them dead by sundown.
(A YouTube Poop of the "???," "Team Fortress 2," "Smash Bros.," "Guitar Hero" episodes.)
(Stunned silence)
Ash: Someone left this comment on one of our videos.
Ant: Is it that you look like a guy? Because you sort of do look like a guy.
Ash: Shut up, I get enough of that from dad.
Papa Burch: You kinda do.
Ant: Dad! (He shrugs) No, the comment's not about that. He wrote,
gogogadgetboots [-1]
Posted 8-21-2008 2:09am
GIRL WITH A BIG FACE I SAW YOU AT THE BUS STOP...FROM A MILE AWAY, I LOVE YOU MORE EACH DAY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FACE IS AS BIG AS A DINNER PLATE!
Ant: That is the greatest comment ever written.
Ash: I think you're thinking too small, I think that may be the greatest sentence ever written in the history of language.
Ant: I've never seen this one before, it's called One Ash, Two Cupcakes.
(A video edited to imply that Ash is sh**ting out cupcakes and then eating the sh** while melodic piano music plays.)
(Nausea kicks in)
(Ash vomits)
(Anthony screams in abject horror)
(Ash is still vomiting)
Ant: IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN
(Anthony has been bleeding from his eyes)
(Ash is still vomiting)
Ant: It burns... (unintelligible lamentations)
(They slowly recover)
Ash: Ah, that was pretty good.
Ant: Yeah, that was really funny.
(Credits)
(Closeup of a comment being typed:)
wtf dis dumb b**h aint funny and she looks like a dude yo if i ever see her in real life i gonna kick her azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Reveal that Papa Burch has been typing. He continues to press the Z key.)