Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Fan Service, of a Sort lyrics

Anthony: Hey Ash, check out this stuff I found on the internet. (Recreation of their Dark Knight episode) Ashly: That's the worst thing I've ever seen. Ant: I thought it was kind of cute. Ash: Can we k** them? Ant: What? No. Ash: Can we have them k**ed, can we do that? Ant: No. Ash: They stole our idea. Ant: They credited us, that's not stealing. It's not really our idea anyway. Ash: I want them dead by sundown. (A YouTube Poop of the "???," "Team Fortress 2," "Smash Bros.," "Guitar Hero" episodes.) (Stunned silence) Ash: Someone left this comment on one of our videos. Ant: Is it that you look like a guy? Because you sort of do look like a guy. Ash: Shut up, I get enough of that from dad. Papa Burch: You kinda do. Ant: Dad! (He shrugs) No, the comment's not about that. He wrote, gogogadgetboots [-1] Posted 8-21-2008 2:09am GIRL WITH A BIG FACE I SAW YOU AT THE BUS STOP...FROM A MILE AWAY, I LOVE YOU MORE EACH DAY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FACE IS AS BIG AS A DINNER PLATE! Ant: That is the greatest comment ever written. Ash: I think you're thinking too small, I think that may be the greatest sentence ever written in the history of language. Ant: I've never seen this one before, it's called One Ash, Two Cupcakes. (A video edited to imply that Ash is sh**ting out cupcakes and then eating the sh** while melodic piano music plays.) (Nausea kicks in) (Ash vomits) (Anthony screams in abject horror) (Ash is still vomiting) Ant: IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN (Anthony has been bleeding from his eyes) (Ash is still vomiting) Ant: It burns... (unintelligible lamentations) (They slowly recover) Ash: Ah, that was pretty good. Ant: Yeah, that was really funny. (Credits) (Closeup of a comment being typed:) wtf dis dumb b**h aint funny and she looks like a dude yo if i ever see her in real life i gonna kick her azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (Reveal that Papa Burch has been typing. He continues to press the Z key.)