Anthony: Hey Ash, whatcha playin'?
Ashly: Bwaid.
Ash: How old are you?
Ant: (Double take)
Ash: (Gaze)
Ant: I'm two years older than you.
Ash: So how old am I then?
Ant: Seriously?
Ash: I wish you were never born.
Ant: (Drops his spoon into his cereal in appallment.)
Ash: (Stands in front of calendar and focuses her Braid power)
(Everything reverses)
(This goes on for a while)
1987:
(TARDIS noises)
Mama Burch: Calm down, baby. (Patting her pregnant belly.)
Ash: Mama!
MB: Huh?
Ash: Is that Anthony?
MB: Yes.
Ash: Wahhhhh... POW!!!
(Mission Failed)
Colonel Campbell: Snake, what have you done? You've changed the future! You've created a time paradox!
(Credits)
(Montage of unused takes of Ashly punching the pregnant belly.)
MB: I only get off the bike if I fall in love.
Ash: Or fall dead.
MB: Or fall dead.
Ant: Well done.