Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Braid lyrics

Anthony: Hey Ash, whatcha playin'? Ashly: Bwaid. Ash: How old are you? Ant: (Double take) Ash: (Gaze) Ant: I'm two years older than you. Ash: So how old am I then? Ant: Seriously? Ash: I wish you were never born. Ant: (Drops his spoon into his cereal in appallment.) Ash: (Stands in front of calendar and focuses her Braid power) (Everything reverses) (This goes on for a while) 1987: (TARDIS noises) Mama Burch: Calm down, baby. (Patting her pregnant belly.) Ash: Mama! MB: Huh? Ash: Is that Anthony? MB: Yes. Ash: Wahhhhh... POW!!! (Mission Failed) Colonel Campbell: Snake, what have you done? You've changed the future! You've created a time paradox! (Credits) (Montage of unused takes of Ashly punching the pregnant belly.) MB: I only get off the bike if I fall in love. Ash: Or fall dead. MB: Or fall dead. Ant: Well done.